Ovals of Mystery Entries

Well, Faithful Readers, you are, if not able to correctly guess what the photo was, certainly inventive! Nobody won, but kudos, praise and fame for all who tried. The photo was taken by accident with my iPhone when I laid it face down on a beach chair in Guayabidos, Mexico. The chair mesh became magnified at such close range with the focus on what was underneath: patio tiles, a pool toy and somebody's toes. In no particular order here are the guesses:

Photos of Joan’s bloodwork with traces of Vegemite in the background

In a moment of drunken debauchery you opted to put a mesh bag on your head. Disgusted, Joan spun you around three times and you came out of the spin you were right in front of a brick wall. Because one never spins without their camera, you got this cool photo???

This looks like a brick wall or walkway seen through a skimmer spoon. What do I win?!!!

My first thought was Sushi and the second was healing skin through a webbed bandage. 

Taken from the inside of the basket on your bicycle ?

A view, through an irregularly shaped aperture, of the right foot of a red toenailed person dragging/guiding a blue, crinkly (water?) hose over a white-grouted red brick path while trying to avoid one orange coloured spiral/spiney, perforated object, and another looking like a segmented, peeled orange.  I give up.

This looks a lot like the grill I used on the BBQ. I win! Right?

Looking at the  kitchen floor through a colander or suggestions for women  with too much money for nail designs

It’s it’s warm outside, toenails are done, so it might be a vacation, bricks on the deck make me think of Mexico,  you might be on a pool deck and there’s a blue hose [this was the closest guess]

It is a brick wall that has a mural painted on it.  The photo appears to have been taken through one of those plastic orange fences that are used for barriers.  How close was I? 

Easter eggs?